My time, is now
My perfume, is Oh Wow
Complete the circle
I've never smelled anything, like it before
Okay where's that director
Hannah is ready to smell up the place
Lemme smell, lemme smell
Um..It's light,it's subtle...
- It's water - What a ripoff!
Lola,it's just a prop,The real one will be here any second
Its been completely underwrapped,Even I hadn't smelled it
Then how do you know if its any good?
Of course its good,Its fifty bucks a bottle,And it...
completes the circle
Hey who are those guys?
I think they are the circle
Uh there is my gorgeous little star!
I am going to make you look fantastic This is your moment...
What am I, a plate of grits?
Here we go again
Hannah darling I didn't see you there
When i found out we are going to work together again,All i can say was,"yee ha"!
Aw liza you hadn't change a bit!
Oh fantastic! That means the eye-lift's working
So where is that handsome cowboy daddy of yours?Liza likee
Wah!!
- He's in the bathroom - Oh!
In europe Oh...
So what do you say you give me the little bottle of liquid magic and we shoot ourself a commercial!
Absolutely!
Make up
Perfect,I am ready!
My time, is now
My perfume, is Oh Wow
Complete the circle
I have never smelled any...
oh wow!
Cut
produced by Annianne
Come on!
You get the limo out front
Hottest styles, every shoe, every color
Yea when your famous it can be kinda fun
Its really you but no one ever discovers
Who would of thought that a girl like me
Would double as a superstar������
You get the best of both worlds
Chill it out, take it slow
Then you rock out the show
You get the best of both worlds
Mix it all together and you know that
it's the best of both worlds
HANNAH MONTANA Season1 EP25 Smells Like Teen Sellout
Hannah, darling
little advertising tidbit
when selling a product, gagging and wrenching
big turn-off!
Right, that's why you are the director..
- One minute.. - Okay
Lola,what am I gonna do? This stuff smells horrible
Really?
I like it ,it smells like...raspberries
Raspberries!That's it That's what's been making me sick
What's wrong with raspberries?
Times up
Little miss Miley Stewert is our new junior pie eaten champion
With five raspberries pies in ten minutes
Yeah!!
I'm a champion,I'm a champion I'm a champion,i won...
And now, to present the award... The governor of Tennesse
Uhoh,I've got a funny.. Coming out of my tummy...
That was the last time that governor ever presented that award..
Or wore that suit
Now even a whiff of raspberry makes my sick
Hey why don't you just use the fake one? It is only filled with water
Lola you are a genius!
I am,arent I?
Complete the circle
I have never smelled anything,like it before
And,cut!
That was great,that was perfect!
I know, I've done it again,uh
you and I were brilliant
And you're still a plate of grits
It doesn't matter! I am done with that commercial and I never have to smell the perfume again!
You're wearing it aren't you?
No...Yes,I like it
It doesn't matter you can't keep it
I won't wear it around you
- Darn right you won't! - You are not the boss of me!
- Heck, let go! - Oh!
You don't look so good
I've got a funny...coming out of my tummy...
Everybody clear!
Miley,it's been a half hour
If that tomato juice is gonna get rid of the smell it would work by now
You're right, this is getting ridiculous
Getting?You pass "ridiculous" when you took that bath in tuna fish
Hey,It says it will work in the stink website
I should've back out of the commercial the minute I smell that perfume!
Now I smell worse than Uncle Earl after he was drilling for oil and hit that sewage pipe.
Okay, if I haven't said this before, I don't ever want to meet Uncle Earl.
Uncle Earl is not that bad. The one you don't want to meet is Aunt Max.
Talk about your bearded lady.
Anyhow, honey,I found this whole bag of kitty litter that was out on the garage,
It suppose to activate when you scratch it,might be worth a shot!
Dad, this isn't funny. You didn't see what I went through!
I'm sorry honey, I was a little busy.
Yeah, hiding from Liposuction Liza!
I wasn't hiding! I just got stuck trying to get out the bathroom window.
I'm sorry but that lady is just plain weird!
Hi-yahhh!!
She's not the only one...
Dad, I am about to make you proud
You are gonna go back upstairs and change?
No,I am gonna make an audition tape
You're looking at the next million dollor winner of Teen Wilderness Challenge
I love that show!
Lastnight the girl from Pittsburgh,she had to eat a live millipede
Yeah, poor kid had nine hundred legs down there before that little creature hanging around of her nostril
Jackson.you wouldn't last one day on Teen Wilderness Challenge
Oh yeah?Check it out
Tah!!
I like to throw the little ones back
Its the way of the hunter
My name is Jackson Rod Stewert
And I am your next Teen Wilderness champion
You get a lot of audition tapes with people telling you what they are going to do
Well I am gonna show you
Hiii-yahhh!!
I am gonna survive for the next two weeks on this beach
My only tools.... These..
and this..and a whole lot of this
And of course this..and this too,but that isn't really count because i always use those
Anyway,I am gonna be completely isolated from all of the civilization!
Sorry
Honey,get away from this strange man
Hey,you can edit that out,right?
Sure but,I don't get it
You didn't bring anyfood,how are you gonna survive out here?
Off the land,man Nature's bounty is abundant
Hey, now shoot this,I am gonna go up that tree and get some coconuts for dinner
Hey,get in tight on my bear tooth,let them know I am a warrior
Hey,double o ,I got two of them
Oh? Ahhh!!
Are you okay?
Landed right on...Uh, the coconuts
Dad,I need to talk to you about something
Hang on, bud I am watching your brother
He has been trying open up the coconut for over half an hour
- Oliver? - I know,edit it out
I don't know why I pay for cable when I get a son like him
So what is on your mind,bud?
Daddy,is there any way that you can call the oh wow people and have them stop that commercial from going on the air?
This thing really is eating at you isn't it?
Yeah, the perfume makes me sick��
How can I go tell the world that I love it?
Well if that is how you feel then I will call that company we will put a stop to this thing right now
Thanks, dad,that's a load off��
Now cheer yourself up Take a look at your brother
Oh
wow, that's gotta hurt
But ur right, it did cheer me up��
And so is knowing that Hannah isn't going to lie to the whole world��
Delivery from Oh Wow Perfume
I hope it's muffins
I love it when they send those little teeny tiny muffins
- those little chocolate chips cinnamon icing on the top... - Dad��
Just bring it in
Uh..Yeah,I don't think it will fit through the door
I was hoping it's muffins
Oh
Wow
You wowed us, hope this wows you Your Oh Wow family
Daddy,it's beautiful
Yep,too bad you are gonna send them back
Say what?
Hey Mile, they are not gonna let us keep it when you back out of their commercial
The only thing I am backing out of is this drive way in my sweet new ride
Now hold your horses I thought you say you couldn't stand the smell of that perfume
Right now all I am smelling is new car and...
muffins!
Yeedoggie!I hope they are little chocolate chip ones.
Man.this car handles like a dream
She really hugs the road
Just think,one day you will have your permit,you can really drives this thing
I know
Selling out is the best thing you ever did!
i didn't sell out
Oh please,You did a commercial saying you love something that makes you want to yak!
Okay, maybe a little
But,everybody exaggerates in commercials
I mean, do you really thinks that football player's mom follows him around with a can of soup?Doubt it!
Hey,Mile The Oh Wow people just called
Do you still sure about going through this?
That's car talks for"Oh yeah baby"!
Okay then,congratulations Tomorrow night you gonna be telling people how much you love the sweet smell of Oh Wow
On the real deal with Collin Lassiter
Collin Lassiter? That's the biggest interview show on TV
Yup,I know,bud
Hey there is still time to pull off the plug if you want to
And give back our car?
I mean..You do what you feel is right,I am just gonna sit here enjoying what time I have left with..Maria
Lily, don't worry Our car is not going anywhere
You tell Collin I will be there
Okay then,I will go make the call
I am so proud of you I can never go in front of whole world and lie,....
When I tell my dad I finish my homework when I haven't,I start giggling like an idiot
Well,that is the difference between me and you
I can go on Collin's show and say that I love Oh Wow
What was that?
Nothing
I just thought of something funny, Its not like I was laughing because I was lying
You did this to me��
After a six hours hunt I finally bag this beauty
My first solid food..in six hours..and two minutes
And now,I will start my own fire And cook my feast
Though u gives me a fierce battle,oh mighty crab
In the end, your primitive little brain was no match for mine
Aw,man..where did it go
Dang flabet...Oliver..
Don't worry,its erased
But I think you should know at this point we only have twenty-seven seconds of usable footage!
Who cares about footage,I am starving!
Tell me about it
Remember, we are going through this together
You and me,side by side Living on nothing but...
Pizza delivery for Oliver Oken
Right here, dude
Oliver you are brilliant
Hey, give me a slice
I can't do that,man
Come on,I will give you three puka shells and these magic fire sticks
Jackson!Get a grip!You are stronger than this
Sure I can give you this pizza,you can stuff your face with the pepperoni,and the sausage,
and the cheesy filled crust..but...You don't want to do that!
- I don't? - No!
You re a Teen Wilderness champion,
You got,You got this, and a whole lot of this, and all the other stuff
I wish I could be more like you
But I am weak,that's why I gonna eat this in my tent
Fine,you go ahead! I don't need your stinkin pizza!
I've got..uh.. I 've got rock grass!
Uh?And seaweed, and fresh air,and nature's very own moon light
Coming up at Channel 24 weather Quick stunner storm along the coast
We might even see some hail
I can do this,I can do this
I am the teen wilderness champion!
I am the teen wilderness champion...who got a splinter
Blood...
The blood of the warrior!
Man this rain is really coming down after I hope Jackson is okay
Thanks,that's good
Hannah,I just want u to remember this
Whatever happens out here,I love you
And I really love that car please don't blow this!
Lola,chillax,I got it all figured out
- All I have to do is not lie - Yes!
If I don't lie,then I won't giggle
For example,Ask me what I think of the perfume
What do you think of the perfume?
Its like nothing I have ever smelled before
You see, no giggles
Hey darling,The more I think about it,the more I think going on that show is a bad idea
Daddy you worry too much
What if he brings out a bottle of that perfume,you get a whiff of it?
Thought about it. I've already got about a pound of vaporub in my nose.
Right now I can smell one of Jackson's dirty socks and live to tell the tale
I'll have to remember that next time I go visit Uncle Earl and he's cooked up a pot of that three-bean chili
You sure you are okay?
Trust me dad,everything is gotta be fine
What is so funny?
What is not funny dad? You gotta learn to laugh more
Its gonna be a breeze
Howdy partner!
Just came by to wish you luck
Wait up cowboy,wahhh!
You had to plant that giggling thing on my head?
Look on the bright side, You can always cover giggling by saying something was funny
I mean,its not like you are Oliver When he lies,he hiccups
And we are back with pop senatiom Hannah Montana
We talked about your new CD, and your European tour
Lets get the real deal on this commercial,huh?
Is that true?Have you really never smelled anything like it before?
I can honestly...say,
throughout all the perfumes that I have worn,Its totally unique
And that's the truth
So you...you weren't just acting,you honestly love this stuff?
Well,I mean,have you seen the bottle? Its beautiful!
Round..with a little point!
Yes, its great,but I...I am asking you about what is inside
Do you like the perfume?Yes or no?
Well,of course the answer has to be..
yes!
That's,that's good to hear
I am glad you are not one of those celebrities who goes out and pushes something she doesn't believes in
That is not me!
Got a little somethin...
What an adorable laugh you have!
Glad you like it, you will be hearing it quite a lot
Thanks...Ah,Ardy says our switch board is going crazy So,lets takes some calls,uh?
Okay...
Uh,Caitlin from Michigan,you are on with Hannah Montana!
Hannah,I love you and I can't wait to smell like you
Do you wear oh wow everyday?
- Well, not everyday... - Why not?
I don't wanna waste it
hiccup
There was an ant
Are you okay?
Yeah I am fine, Just a little nervous about being on your show
You are actually much more handsome in person,hiccup
She,she is the cutest thing
Big star like her still gets nervous
You know when I get nervous,I uh,I sweat,
Like a pig!
Thanks, Collin,good to know
Alright,let's take our next caller,uh?
Brianna,from Georgia
Hannah, I'm such a big fan! I can't believe I'm talking to you!
I hear your perfume smells like raspberries. I love raspberries! Don't you love raspberries?
Well, I really don't like singling out any one fruit as my favorite.
It's so unfair to all the other fruits.
But it's in your perfume, so you gotta love raspberries, right?
Yes or no?
Yes. I mean, uh... who doesn't like a good raspberries?
Oh, well, Brianna, thanks for the call.
Read a book, eat your vegetables, always be polite.
Thanks, Hannah! I do love--
So,uh..Collin
how about that hail storm last night?
hannah,you,uh..you need a tissue,or,uh,bath towel?
No.no,thanks
i am good
hiccup
How are you feeling,bud?
I am really glad I told the oh wow people that I couldn't endure their perfume
The truth is always the best thing
Even though sometimes it hurts..It really,really hurts...
i am gonna miss her so much
I will never forget you,Maria!
Lily,calm down, It is really not that great of a car anyway.
I am gonna miss you too,Maria..
It is okay,we will survive...
Hey,speaking of survival. Anybody heard from your brother?
i just got a call from Teen Wilderness Challenge show,He had been turn down
Aww..How do you think he is gonna take it?
Not so good..